COMING SOON
The memoirs of a sailor
Royal Navy 1970s 

A friend was in the Navy, and when in the Far East, became drunk in a less than salubrious area of town frequented by transsexuals. He fell asleep lying face up across a table and then, because his shirt became raised up, his midriff was exposed.  One of the transsexual boys planted a large kiss just below his naval leaving a large pair of red lips painted by the lipstick.
His naval colleagues realised that the lipstick would rub off before he woke up. They carried him across to a tattoo parlour and tattooed it in place so he could see it in the morning. He still has it to this day.’